Show me the money!!

How the fuck can you be rich? the fuck if i know im blogging from my bed drinking milk, watching repeats of Top Gear on Dave! Plus i know that milk will catch up on me cause my lactos tolerance is getting worse......
Anyway!
never mind my bowel movements, focus our energy on making some cash.
What can we do?
                       Alot of people sell there shit,,umm not actual shit i mean there stuff like Video games and old phones thats all good get what u can for them if u dont want em,,,but still thats mere pocket change we are aiming for top money.. maybe u can take that money and put it i to a seperate account.....

How bout we go a bit flipmode and say ....become a hitman ...think about it lots of fun shooting things and if u have no remorse could be a great way to make money and people......No?!

Oh ok! lets take the moral high road ...so selling drugs is out of the equation.....although......no!....no!

Hmmmmmm other options?!

Lets make love not war....sell ur body, u know, offer ur services male or female this is a great way to get dosh esp if you are a sexy human being you could be a high class Escort/Giggalo.....the only thing is if ur an ugly mother fucker like myself ...hitting the big money may still take a while .....

How bout more instant results like becoming a Toyboy or play pussy for millionaire individuals, plus they will treat you all the time, take you out, pamper you, sex on tap, thats if you wanna be treated like a pet Meow!!......

Again though if you ugly ur at the back of the pecking order!

Perhaps il just buy a lotto ticket FML!

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